{"product_id":"b0h475wd61","title":"2026 Retirement Gift for Women, Men - Holy Sh*t You're Finally Retired! Funny Candle, 13.5oz Soy Wax | Hilarious Farewell Gift Coworker Best Friend Nurse, Teacher, Mom, Dad, Boss, Friend, Sister","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eAbout This\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE FUNNIEST RETIREMENT GIFT IN THE ROOM — \"Holy Sh*t! You're Finally Retired\" says exactly what everyone's thinking. This hilarious retirement candle for women gets the laugh, the photo, and the place of honor on her shelf — guaranteed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBIG ENOUGH TO MATCH THE OCCASION — At 13.5oz and 60+ hours of burn time, this is no dollar-store gag gift. It's a full-size, premium soy wax candle that sends a real message: her retirement is a huge deal and deserves a huge celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCITRUS, TEAKWOOD, AMBER \u0026amp; CLOVE — THE SCENT OF FREEDOM — Skip the generic lavender. Our rich citrus, teakwood, amber \u0026amp; clove fragrance fills any room with warmth and comfort — perfect for her first morning of not setting an alarm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHAND-POURED IN THE USA, CLEAN \u0026amp; NON-TOXIC — Made with 100% soy wax and a cotton wick for a smokeless, clean burn. No harmful chemicals, no paraffin. Just a quality USA-made candle she can feel good about burning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eREADY TO GIVE, HARD TO FORGET — Ships gift-ready. The reusable glass jar lives on long after the candle is gone. Perfect funny retirement gift for coworker, best friend, nurse, teacher, boss — or anyone who's finally free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eOverview\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand : CEDAR CRATE MARKET\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor : Holy S You're Finally Retired\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct Dimensions : 3.25\"W x 4.25\"H\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem Weight : 1.3 pounds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNumber of Items : 1\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScent : Citrus, teakwood, amber \u0026amp; clove, Floral, Food, Fruit, Spice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndoor\/Outdoor Usage : Indoor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpecific Uses For Product : Aromatherapy, Celebration, Home Fragrance, Relaxation, Stress Relief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape : Round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial : Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CEDAR CRATE MARKET","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67838917509333,"sku":"B0H475WD61","price":29.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/9264\/6869\/files\/61sTqBWhIkL._AC_SL1174.jpg?v=1792547677","url":"https:\/\/living150.com\/products\/b0h475wd61","provider":"Living150","version":"1.0","type":"link"}